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Oct 2nd

BBC: Palin: The great debater?

Oct 1st

Inside Chrome: The Secret Project to Crush IE...

Oct 1st

If you allegedly beat an innocent man because he is gay, and...

Oct 1st

I’m totally 4-for-4 going to shows by old people this...

Oct 1st

PSA: Don't watch The Love Guru.

(via davidlook) there’s my weekend plans out the window

Oct 1st

Google 2001

Oct 1st

cutestkittenever: Leo and Tigger (via Junglelure)

Oct 1st

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and i just read that gang violence are opening. shit yes. anewkindofwater: So, we’re all in...

Sep 30th

Word for Word. Harper Plagiarized speech?

Sep 30th

Staff Member: I'm just getting an error message when I try to create a new account
Me: What does the error say?
Staff Member: The username you choose must be between 2 and 8 characters long...
Me: And what username are you trying to create?
Staff Member: ________
Me: That's 12 characters long.
Staff Member: So?
Me: ...

Sep 30th

Chad Vangaalen is the best interview...

towerofsleep: I’m kind of dazed. Did you know that, in addition to making great music and amazing...

Sep 30th

Boobs are all over my dashboard today. Don’t any of you communist hippies have real jobs?

Sep 30th

i, for one, am hoping that it’s just a brick. the new...

Sep 30th

Do you remember when you would listen to...

LOLZ babyguh: Awkward. towerofsleep: (via charmingmandy) Whoa. Yes. Haven’t thought about...

Sep 30th

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i was going to say that i only recognized 8-10 people… but i guess that’s enough to be...

Sep 30th

Watch

Mission of Burma - This is Not a Photograph (live) TOMORROW!

Sep 30th

2008 Polaris Prize Nominees

Apparently, Caribou just won. Black Mountain was the only album from my ballot that made the...

Sep 30th

SCHEDULING FAIL

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008 American Vice Presidential Debate - 6pm-8pm PST Thursday, October...

Sep 30th

“Wearing now-famous Alaska-shaped earrings, Palin met with...”
— (via CBC: The Education of...

Sep 30th

I prefer to see a woman’s whole face before making...

Sep 30th

I’m willing to do a taste test for a...

Sep 30th

You really should have got a “FAIL” stamp to use...

Sep 30th

Michael Geist: The Copyright Pledge - 2008...

Sep 29th

CBC: U.S. House votes down bailout deal

Sep 29th

…but we already have a PM who doesn’t want gay...

Sep 29th

natashavc: soupsoup: inothernews: Heh. Economic...

Sep 29th

yeah, no shit. seanorr: charmingmandy: WANT. me too

Sep 28th

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I was talking about this song with a friend earlier today. I was talking about how some bands just...

Sep 28th

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I want to point out that i posted this already. Also, that it’s the best song on an amazing...

Sep 28th

I thought about it after and came to the conclusion that it...

Sep 26th

Canuck GM Mike Gillis on the TEAM 1040

Dave Pratt: "Are you interested in Mathieu Schneider?"
Gillis: "I cannot comment about a player under contract to another team"
Pratt: "Okay, are you interested in a 39 year old Stanley Cup winning defenseman?"
Gillis: "I"m not going to answer that"

Sep 26th

“There is even a pirate spokesman (who could not be...

Sep 26th

He may be old, but apparently he can travel into the future....

Sep 26th

CBC: Seattle bank collapses in biggest U.S....

Sep 26th

i sort of like KFC once in awhile. i don’t know why...

Sep 26th

Beyond Robson: Creative Spaces

Sep 26th

If you want people to take your internet commentary seriously, you might want to pick a different...

Sep 26th

What a spectacular night

I’m psyched to try Les Faux Bourgeois, if only because it’s the most amazing name for a...

Sep 26th

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towerofsleep: Chad Vangaalen - bones of man My favourite song from his new album. Here’s an...

Sep 26th

(via lamerveilleuse)

Sep 26th

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seanorr: bobbydigital: Bring your cat to work day.

Sep 26th

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I just saw the commercial for Martin Picard’s (the guy who owns the restaurant that Bourdain...

Sep 26th

Actually, ducks are the best animals in the world because...

Sep 26th

“Here’s what I think is going on in Harper’s brain. Most...”
— Andrew Coyne

Sep 26th

“But these people miss the point. Mr. Harper’s attack...”
— Margaret Wente (who I sort of...

Sep 25th

CTV.ca: Vanoc Wants 'O Canada' for Olympic...

Sep 25th

Globe & Mail: Duceppe stands by ‘fresh meat'...

Sep 25th

Vote For Environment / Voter Pour...

Sep 25th

Vote For Environment / Voter Pour...

Sep 25th

ihavegoodtaste: “this is quite possibly the saddest day of my life…i really looked up to clay as...

Sep 25th

“I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to...”
—  Ex-Vietnam POW Armin...

Sep 25th

Depends on how that 38% is distributed. If the Tories make...

Sep 25th

natashavc: saramcpherson: From this day forth, Muppet...

Sep 25th

McCain to suspend campaign, work on finance...

Sep 25th

Top 10 Hip Hop Songs that sampled Video Games...

Sep 25th

Craigslist Toronto: Sensual Segway...

Sep 24th

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Gay chicken. Apparently, this is a phenomenon that is catching on. Being gay = whatever does it...

Sep 24th

$25

I wish. I got offered free tix too. Hey! I’m not in TO. Thanks for rubbing in the fact that...

Sep 24th

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(via Fail Blog)

Sep 24th

You wanna come over for blastramp on thursday? ...

Sep 24th

Finally, I can take in Blastramp from the comfort of my own...

Sep 23rd

alphalemon: I just ate my lunch because I’m hungover and that’s how it goes on a Tuesday when...

Sep 23rd

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He really said that? If Vick shot the thing and ate it, that would change the issue slightly. ...

Sep 23rd

In farewell address, Bush says UN needed more...

Sep 23rd

Hipster XXX

Sep 23rd

LeafSpace

Sep 23rd

no more tumblring… unless youre reblogging this. ...

Sep 22nd

Ugh

grass, also still green skinnyghost: quelle fucking surprise, neil. neilhillbrandt: that tom...

Sep 22nd

The Tyee: May on Hastings: Green leader calls...

Sep 22nd

magic eye 131313thavenue: Do you remember those...

Sep 22nd

History of U.S. Gov’t Bailouts

Sep 22nd

“Lacking adequate regulation or oversight, our financial...”
— (via the CBC) How much do...

Sep 22nd

CBC: Police put stabbing suspect on bus,...

Sep 22nd

i can’t wait for the half a game i’m going to catch on TV tonight, even. ...

Sep 22nd

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Bill O’Reilly still needs to be revealed? lukesimcoe: i really shouldn’t be paying so much...

Sep 22nd

I start being okay with Summer ending when the bus I take to work starts alternating flashing...

Sep 22nd

Listen

Jim James & Calexico - Goin’ to Acapulco (Bob Dylan & the Band Cover) Earlier this...

Sep 22nd

Airlines cut consumer fees

Sep 22nd

“A poutine is like a bag of chips. You only want to get to...”
— Martin Picard

Sep 22nd

Sarah Palin bikini photo revealed

Sep 22nd

My girlfriend totally wants me to make one of these for...

Sep 22nd

natashavc: The design aggregator | Preik

Sep 22nd

“FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Bishop & Mulholland Flash...”
— from some press release i just...

Sep 21st

This came - in an envelope addressed to me - in the mail....

Sep 20th

You could be the best testor evar neilhillbrandt: testor?...

Sep 19th

i think i might unfollow all of you, so all i can see is...

Sep 19th

FTW

“Local Band (unsigned) 1. Pedwell 2. Art of Dying 3. Mr. Plow” towerofsleep: The...

Sep 19th

All 20 of them? dustinjohnbromley: ok guys… cool it with...

Sep 19th

Isn’t this Atlantis every night? It’s okay,...

Sep 19th

Salon: What does Sarah Palin have to hide in...

Sep 19th

(via Vancouver is Awesome)

Sep 19th

Craigslist Vancouver: $25/hr for female...

Sep 18th

“We love indie rock and we know full well that Pitchfork...”
— an open letter to Pitchfork...

Sep 18th

Seymour's On Seymour

In that space? or just in that building? neilhillbrandt: Whoah. cameronr: Richard’s on Richards...

Sep 18th

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ABC News: Fight Club for Kids: Children Take Part in Physically Punishing Mixed Martial Arts ...

Sep 18th

Freakanomics Blog: Diamond and Kashyap on the...

Sep 18th

fuck yeah. thanks, buddy. neilhillbrandt: for quinn, if...

Sep 18th

A friendly reminder

It’s really unprofessional to put emoticons in business emails

Sep 18th

LOLZ spencerk: If he’s not here in two minutes I swear to...

Sep 18th

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The Velvelettes - Needle in a Haystack Norman Whitfield, RIP

Sep 18th

Minister faces calls for resignation after...

Sep 18th

that’s Zombie Pistolero… and they were more like...

Sep 18th

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Teaser for JCVD the Jean Claude Van Damme biopic where Jean Claude plays himself.

Sep 18th

fuck yeah (via skinnyghost)

Sep 18th

Get back yer old Facebook

Sep 18th

CNN: PETA video shows pigs abused at Iowa...

Sep 17th

and splurge for the 18 year old, if you really want to...

Sep 17th

Urban people are seriously underestimating the number of...

Sep 17th

me: if the tories win a minority, because of the impending recession that they cant possibly control, do you think it might hurt them in the long run?
Chris: You assume voters are rational
me: oh yeah
fatal flaw
Chris: yeah.

Sep 17th

BBC: Warren Buffet Warns on "Investment...

Sep 17th

NOT SAFE FOR SCHOOL!

dustinjohnbromley: in the past week, both UBC and UVIC have given our various promoters shit for...

Sep 17th

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Ninja Cat

Sep 17th

(via neilhillbrandt) I would’ve picked Dennis.

Sep 17th

cameronr: “Some shit about Marc Emery and “Commercial...

Sep 17th

Why is it that medical doctors, by in large, are useless when it comes to non-medical technology?...

Sep 17th

Wired: Analysis: Metallica's Death Magnetic...

Sep 17th

the Vancouver Sun: Hunter kills cancer...

Sep 17th

Facebook: Anti-Harper Vote Swap

Sep 16th

they usually back off when i give them my credit card...

Sep 16th

thumbs up vanmega: Let’s not get caught up on the “is...

Sep 16th

Leica Digital Rangefinder M8.2

Sep 16th

“Democracy is not average people selecting average leaders....”
— David Brooks - Why Experience...

Sep 16th

Vancouver homeless soccer team takes...

Sep 16th

“Finance Minister Colin Hansen said the government is also...”
— the Vancouver Sun How about...

Sep 16th

This made me hungry, actually. cameronr: As disgusting as...

Sep 16th

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Sleater-Kinney - Entertain For the longest time, I’ve always felt like I’ve needed to...

Sep 16th

True Blood

Sep 16th

Team Shindig

Foolish? I plan on topping my 0-for-8 record from last year’s jokes for beer, proudly. ...

Sep 15th

cbc.ca: Leaders Trade Barbs Over Economy As...

Sep 15th

lipstick on a pig

This and also this.

Sep 15th

NYT: Don’t Buy That Textbook, Download It...

Sep 15th

Why would you ever roll a character that wasn’t...

Sep 15th

I wish I’d checked tumblr before I left the house...

Sep 15th

Alligator Soup

Why don’t they just spit right in the face of my childhood memories? weknowthenight: If...

Sep 15th

cbc.ca: 3 Wall Street giants at the brink

Sep 15th

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fuck, i love Spiritualized

Sep 14th

3:43 GMT:

I hope it’s England’s #1 Dry Cider brynna: switched to dry English cider

Sep 14th

If Capers is supposed to be so environmentally conscious in addition to being criminally expensive,...

Sep 14th

neilhillbrandt: best cake ever. skinnyghost: This is...

Sep 13th

new facebook

I was going to say that it was more convenient to have the bulk of the information for a profile...

Sep 13th

I would carry this around all day in a shoulder holster. In...

Sep 13th

DJ Hero

Sep 13th

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awesommmmmme cameronr: Ballz - Untitled (from March 18th) Ballz is 2/3 of Basketball. And 2/3 of...

Sep 13th

engadget: DIY game consoles are hardly the rare occurrence...

Sep 13th

Indian teenage suicide over black hole test:...

Sep 12th

Quinn: also, Lorne Mayencourt is running for the Tories
Quinn: he is a gay man running for a party that doesn't want to let him get married
Quinn: what a fucking uncle tom
Quinn: like, i knew he was an idiot, but that just takes the cake
Naben: there should be a term for gay uncle toms
Quinn: auntie toms?
Naben: no, it's gotta reference some famous literary closet case who was a brutal conservative
Naben: ROY COHN
Naben: uncle roy
Naben: one of the great monsters of our time

Sep 12th

frozen! cameronr: amilniazi: YES ALERT!

Sep 12th

“I was reminded tonight of how Vancouver’s chain restaurants...”
— Urban Diner (via Sean)

Sep 12th

About - Department of Culture

Sep 12th

Wajdi Mouawad to Stephen Harper: Do Not...

Sep 12th

“In my experience, there are only 2 types of people in any...”
— The Catbirdseat

Sep 12th

Fuck, this show was so awesome. I love the ER. cameronr: ...

Sep 12th

“Pitchfork: Why do you think so many modern guitarists are so...”
— Pitchfork Interview with the...

Sep 12th

lamerveilleuse: i blame tumblr for my sass. that is...

Sep 12th

That white space is pretty amazing. lamerveilleuse: ...

Sep 12th

cutestkittenever: saramcpherson: He’s way hardcore.

Sep 12th

But you write so many rad things that aren’t Tourism...

Sep 12th

best of craigslist : My women

Sep 12th

never forget… that we’ll make it your way...

Sep 11th

How are you weighing in on this? Did you try the male thong?...

Sep 11th

Never ask the internet for anything....

Sep 11th

Sep 11th

Cardinal Turcotte gives back Order of Canada

Sep 11th

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Is it time for hockey yet?

Sep 11th

Watch

dustinjohnbromley: skinnyghost: “…and I believe I will be victorious in this regard” best...

Sep 11th

Don’t blame me. I voted for Kodos.

Sep 11th

Time for a 72nd trimester abortion! standardgrey: God,...

Sep 10th

(via bobbydigital)

Sep 10th

At Blondy's Coffee on 4th Ave

Barista: Hey cutie, what's your name and your puppy's name?
Me: Mandy, and she's Mocha.
Barista: Do you live in the neighbourhood?
Me: Not really, no, I'm just taking my dog to the vet...
Barista: So let me guess. You're one of those Between-Main-and-Fraser kids, you're 19 and you're from a privileged family, you just moved out of mommy's house and you work part time at a small boutique but just to pay for booze at the Astoria on the weekends because your parents pay all of your living expenses.
Me: No. But I can tell that you're 32 years old and super bitter about the fact that you still work in a coffee shop for a living and barely scrape by and regret throwing away your youth and probably hang around the Gastown/East Hastings scene hoping that a drunken 19 year old with self esteem issues will suck you off later that evening and pay for her own cab home.
Barista: No. But I'm sorry that you came in during my Being Rude To Customers Hour because you're alright, kid.
Me: ....... thanks.

Sep 10th

I can’t have a boner party for a woman who...

Sep 10th

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not as annoying as your ability to taint the internet with your wrong opinions. not that annoying. ...

Sep 10th

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babyguh: Jockin Jay-Z why you still talkin’ money shit? cuz i like money, bitch

Sep 10th

“Sub: XXXXX is out of the office. | Date: Wed, 10 Sep...”
— Translation: I am currently...

Sep 10th

babyguh: Kitten Power

Sep 10th

(via kuvaton.com)

Sep 10th

Schedule | CiTR SHiNDiG 2008

Sep 10th

I'm already fed up with politics...

I’m a pretty cynical guy (fuckin’ newsflash, I know), but forbidding anyone from...

Sep 10th

The Astoria Has Been Stripped Of One...

I’m glad the bar exists, but are you really sad that the owner of the Astoria has to pay for...

Sep 10th

Burglar victims wake to spice rub, sausage...

Sep 10th

he’s always comfortable. and he’s modest. and...

Sep 10th

Craigslist Vancouver: I'm tired of...

Sep 10th

The Astoria Has Been Stripped Of One...

This actually seems pretty legit to me. The Astoria really didn’t make any noise until a year...

Sep 10th

dionbook

Sep 9th

PR Fail of the Day

“BC’s own Hey Ocean! have hooked up with Shad and Bedouin Soundclash to tour The Great...

Sep 9th

Musical Tastes in Tune with Who You Are

Sep 9th

Sep 9th

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I saw this trailer before Sukiyaki Western Django (which is fucking rad, by the way) last night. ...

Sep 9th

Vote Against Stephen Harper on October 14th

Sep 9th

Bacon Infused Old Fashioned

Sep 9th

What Of The Election Process Is Not Symbolic?...

Sep 9th

globeandmail.com: Greens out of leaders...

Sep 8th

taking photos of hiragana how-to guides passes for art...

Sep 8th

Portable N64

Sep 8th

20 BC Wines for Under $20

Sep 8th

20 BC Wines for Under $20

Sep 8th

Usain Bolt could do what Brittany did and then win the 100m...

Sep 8th

The 100 Gayest Albums of All Time

Sep 8th

vanmega: How to Butcher a Whole Pig’s Head Yarg. there...

Sep 8th

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bobbydigital: Cat & DIY Theramin that was one of the best thing’s i’ve seen in...

Sep 8th

Pizza Hack: Broil Your Pies

Sep 8th

from the latest scratch newsletter

“WHITE LUNG-Magazines 7” (Deranged/DY131) $4.99 Out Sept 29” fuck yeah

Sep 7th

WANT

Sep 7th

Esau Mwamwaya - Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa

Sep 6th

cutestkittenever: Kitten Jenga (via The_Beast)

Sep 6th

the luther burger. fuck yeah. black-maria: (via...

Sep 6th

Weblog

elainecorden: amilniazi: So Stephen Harper has a Twitter account. It is seriously a good time...

Sep 6th

that’s sort of amazing. i was thinking there’d...

Sep 5th

Sep 5th

ihavegoodtaste: Getting Facebook friend requests from guys you’ve never met nor seen in person...

Sep 5th

charmingmandy: Awesome.

Sep 5th

“New Facebook will soon be the only Facebook”
— fuck you, facebook.

Sep 5th

Soulwax Remixing MGMT

Sep 5th

that’s my old neighbourhood. bobbydigital: Holy...

Sep 5th

things i could not find in 3(!) grocery...

1) puff pastry in sheets. like that. 2) shallots that aren’t 3 times more expensive than...

Sep 5th

I know it’s transformers that taught me to fear...

Sep 5th

TransLink adds security to curb queue-jumping...

Sep 5th

cameronr: This seems contradictory. about time Jack back...

Sep 5th

TransLink adds security to curb queue-jumping...

Sep 5th

We can go! Next weekend! LAURA CALDER ! warfordium: ...

Sep 4th

Her biggest crime was wanting to listen to the Jack Johnson...

Sep 4th

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They don’t need honesty or moments of clarity. Since when has that ever won anyone an...

Sep 4th

That guy was in my high school grad class. davidlook: ...

Sep 4th

i’m waiting for sauce to reduce and dough to rise and...

Sep 4th

I was going to say, “I bet it’s really good on...

Sep 4th

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Chad Van Gaalen - Inside the Molecules This song is so Neil Young. Then in the middle, during the...

Sep 4th

Is it sad that I want to go to Abbotsford two weekends from...

Sep 4th

we both know i walk barefoot and free, brother. ...

Sep 4th

“Google Chrome EULA Claims Ownership of Everything You Create...”
— (via theaestheticpoetic) As...

Sep 4th

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“He’s a straight up guy.” I’m pretty sure that in the original take he...

Sep 3rd

(via cameronr) who knew that i’d already found...

Sep 3rd

it’s a good thing that elections don’t rely on...

Sep 3rd

fuck that asshole. he wouldn’t come to Canada on tour...

Sep 3rd

i’ve probably said this here already. but monday...

Sep 3rd

Plus, we all know that putting out is a family value that a...

Sep 3rd

Google Chrome

Sep 3rd

“- it’s very fast compared to firefox (yay!) - it makes a...”
— weird.. it can’t handle...

Sep 3rd

Things I Totally Missed About Going To...

They can’t actually tear down Buch. I never walk by there anymore, but whenever they’re...

Sep 2nd

Google Chrome

Sep 2nd

131313thavenue: amilniazi: I’m SO GAY for the internet and...

Sep 2nd

(via neilhillbrandt)

Sep 2nd

towerofsleep: Have you seen this bag? Because I lost it...

Sep 2nd

i totally forgot about the setlist thing. sorry. for the...

Sep 2nd

sick ihavegoodtaste: New T.I. Cover by Ian Wright

Sep 2nd

Watch

LolCat Mockumentary

Sep 1st

Josh Rose sold me this for $4 at the ER flea market...

Sep 1st

cutestkittenever: Mmm (via StephenFalken)

Sep 1st

cutestkittenever: Brother & Sister Cuddle (via...

Sep 1st