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I really hate this line and its impending memeification at the hands of over-entitled dudes yelling at under-paid serving staff and thinking it makes them hilarious. It kind of half-works in song because “I Am A God” is all frustrated little man syndrome impotence but Kanye’s knowingness isn’t enough to stop me either picturing bankers being wankers to baristas or to stop them from doing it. (via alexmacpherson)

I’m going to go ahead and assume that anyone shitty enough to harass servers would do so whether they were armed with a rap lyric or not. You can just take this argument back to the 80s, Tipper.

(via cameronr)

^boom. #roasted

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cameronr:

Read SHD’s job application

1) this is funny

2) You can blame Harper for a lot of things, but you can’t pin Public Works being a moebius strip of nonsensical bureaucratic waste on him.

I’m not as gung ho about the Juice Man (tm) as some of you (also not, “OMG HE IS THE GENTRIFIER DEVIL” either), but I feel this. (via VancityBuzz)

cosmopolitanism:

I Write Like is a cool site that analyzes your writing and then tells you who you write like. I tried this with five different writing samples of varying subjects and got the same result every time. 

THIS IS AWESOME!

Try it out, it’s fun.

I got DFW, which I found odd, since there weren’t any footnotes/endnotes in the sample I submitted. Also, because, caaaamaaaaaaan.

#Jagr4ever

wnyc:

What better way to start the week than with a “You may know me from…” Troy McLure supercut? None, none better way.

-Jody, BL Show-

johneepixels7:

Doug Perrine captured these stunning photographs in the Maldives. The particular location (Vaadhoo Island) has a concentrated population of bioluminescent phytoplankton. Bioluminescence is a natural chemical reaction which occurs when a micro-organism in the water reacts with oxygen. When washed ashore by the tides, the phytoplankton’s chemical energy is turned into light energy, illuminating the waves.

(Source: mydarkenedeyes, via sticks-and-bones)

I’m generally pro-put-your-goddamn-phone-down-and-watch-the-show-asshole, but I would like to see more than 40-seconds of R. Kelly leading Jim James and John Oates’ band through “A Change is Gonna Come” (via Consequence of Sound)

The Warpaint website is getting a makeover, which I presume means they’re finally getting ready to put out a new album.

lizlemming:

katerpotater:

sloppy:

where can i buy these shirts

SERIOUSLY

Let’s make em.

To the first person: Google, d00d. Though, Liz’s proposal is the most sensible, cause $32 for a white shirt with black lettering is sort of wack.

(Source: blackberryvision)